Fake L.A. Times

God lays off angels, replaces Islam's 72 virgins with inflatable dolls, and switches bright light at end of tunnel to low-watt bulb.

Martini bars, satellite TV and same-sex animal marriages are a few of the barnyard perks sought in 2009 ballot measure.

Aides alarmed by L.A. mayor's mysterious failure to seek media spotlight for an entire 24-hour period.

Washington coverage dumped in favor of "totally awesome stories about the world's hottest rock band."

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New Orleans quarterback Drew Brees to star in "The Secret Life of Brees."

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•	Motorists get around ban on text messaging while driving by sending smoke signals

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•	Joe the Plumber is robbed and beaten by Joe the Mugger

disney park to adopt 1920s theme

California Adventure makeover will feature bank-run ride and Wall Street suicide jumpers.

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Motorists get around ban on text messaging while driving by sending smoke signals